RUDIMENTS, pt. 971 (just too much magic stuff) Another idea, in line with this linguistics stuff, that always fascinated me was, when I lived up Elmira way, there were two other small towns some few miles off. Their names were fascinating, and I'm sure there are many more like this - but think of the lost magic of what I'm about to show. Each town, the town origination stories went, had been named by settlers, supposedly, who used the firs things they saw, defining the area, and made that the name. What it all meant to me, of course, was the usual balderdash. Local natives (what we still call 'Indians') wuld probably have referred to this as, say, 'Wo-Wo-Kena-Towa, then meaning 'High Land of the Raging Waters.' Interesting. Vivid. Descriptive. What then do the settlers call these places - dull, ungracious, blowhard thick-skulls as they may have been? They name one town 'Painted Post,...